Ol Dirty Bastard meets Sushi Rolls. Obviously. :D
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Take 1: Forged from Iron and Braun, this Roy Hobbisan-like Natural took the road most take to rags, to riches unforseen. Take 2: Designer/Life Critic with keen eye for people fucking up all over the place. Take 3: Classless asshole that likes to ruin all things beautiful while constantly trying to create his own beauty. Take 4: Conflicted weirdo sharing his madness with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take 5: Occasionally (and with the upmost class) posting some boobs, just to make sure we cover all the bases. You understand. Take 6: A recovering narcissistic realist with a mean set of dance moves.